As IBB Tests
The Waters
By
Olatunji Dare
culled from PUNCH, April 05, 2006
It was designed not merely to capture the front pages and the headlines for
one day, but to dominate them for the entire week. And the strategy bore the
imprint of a grandmaster of the ignoble art of subversion. Undercut
President Olusegun Obasanjo while on an official trip to the United States,
stoke discontent on the home front, and offer yourself as the alternative
for whom everyone is yearning.
That, as I see it, was the purpose of former military president, Ibrahim
Babangida’s parley with some editors last week. Mercifully for a populace
still traumatised by memories of his corrupt, manipulative and vindictive
rule, and by the destruction of its value system under his watch, the agenda
gained little traction.
It was chased off the front pages and headlines by reports of the escape of
Liberian warlord, Charles Taylor, from his exile home in Calabar while
President Obasanjo was away in the US, and by hostile reactions from
Nigerians who had vowed, “Never again.” The parley showcased the Maradona of
Minna on the top of his form: the affability, the candour, the
sure-footedness, all of them contrived through and through. Fake. Only the
Napoleonic conceit and the will to ruthlessness were genuine.
Babangida plotted his own way to power in 1985. His rhetoric was that of a
liberator. He had come to deliver Nigerians from the iron rule of Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari and Tunde Idiagbon, he said in his maiden broadcast. The
Third Eye, one of many shadowy organisations that came to emblematise and
speak for the regime, was closer to the mark. In a newspaper supplement, it
declared that Babangida had seized power to save a friend and colleague who
was being persecuted. The truth is that he seized power primarily to save
himself.
No regime had ever assumed power in Nigeria with greater public goodwill.
But Babangida squandered it in double quick time. The regime charged
Babangida’s childhood friend and longtime competitor, Mamman Vatsa, with
plotting what may well have been a phantom coup and had him and his alleged
co-conspirators executed with indecent haste.
To appease the Caliphate and clear doubts about his faith and his
antecedents, he secretly enrolled Nigeria in the Organisation of the Islamic
Countries. That singular act subverted Nigeria's status as a secular state,
gave religion an unprecedented salience in national affairs, and set the
scene for the religious riots that rock the country ever so often.
Dele Giwa was blown to pieces by a parcel bomb delivered to him in an
envelope that reportedly bore the seal of the president. “This must be from
the president,” he had said, on receiving the package. A senior intelligence
officer had called Giwa earlier that day to tell him to expect a message
from the president.
Advance fee fraud or 4-1-9, to designate it by the section of the criminal
code that prohibits and penalises it, became a growth industry. Banking
became a gigantic swindle, a racket.
Babangida’s “subversive generosity,” to employ Chief Anthony Enahoro’s
felicitous coinage, contaminated every institution it touched. It did not
even spare the fount of justice. On the high bench and the high bar,
timidity, sophistry and susceptibility to unwholesome influences sat decked
out in ermined robes as justice was mocked openly.
A pathological delusion of grandeur led Babangida to subordinate the
National Day, October 1, to the day he seized power, not minding that it is
at bottom the anniversary of a crime against the Constitution. It also led
him to adopt a manner of travel more suited to the President of the United
States or a potentate than to a usurper lording it over an impoverished
Third World country. By the time he arrived at a foreign destination, his
official limousine would have been airlifted there by transport planes of
the Nigerian Air Force.
Babangida spent eight years and an estimated N40billion devising an obstacle
race that he called a political transition programme. At the heart of the
programme lay a maze compared with which the Labyrinth of ancient Greece
must have seemed like a chessboard. He drew not a little pleasure and
amusement from banning, un-banning and re-banning those seeking elected
office.
When, against his designs the programme reached its culmination, the
presidential election of June 12, 1993, Babangida annulled the results and
embarked on crack-brained measures and brazen illegalities that almost
plunged Nigeria into another civil war. No sane person could have expected
Nigerians to troop to the polls again six months after the presidential
election in which they have registered their choice firmly and unequivocally
was set aside brusquely. But that was exactly what Babangida did.
The Nigerians he claims to know so well proved him not merely wrong but
deluded. They will do so with even greater force if he should offer himself
for election as president. He must be obsessed by a delusion of the most
consuming kind if he believes that 14 years after he rudely substituted his
ambition for their collective wisdom, they will see his candidacy as
anything but a wanton provocation.
In his eight years on the saddle, Babangida was so busy scheming and
temporising that he built no institutions of enduring value. Perhaps that
was what it meant to be a “visionary realist,” the label he bestowed on
himself. On the economic front, Babangida instituted a Tokunbo culture. With
brand-new goods beyond their means, Nigerians who rank among the most
discriminating consumers anywhere, had to settle for second-hand or even
third-hand merchandise. In a rare moment of candour, Babangida actually
expressed surprise, tinged with disappointment, that the economy had not
collapsed.
Under him, the teaching hospitals he said his predecessors had allowed to
degenerate into “consulting clinics” became ordinary clinics, the
consultants having flocked to Saudi Arabia and other climes in search of
fulfilment.
Even judging by this necessarily sketchy review, the first in a series I am
preparing, it would be hard to imagine a legacy more baleful. Yet it is in
part on this legacy that Babangida plans to ground his candidacy for
president.
If he is serious, his first step must be the recognition that he has a great
deal to account for. Having come to that recognition, he should then proceed
to address forthrightly the questions that have been raised here and
elsewhere about his time in office, as well as others that will doubtless
follow. His accustomed wilful obfuscation will not do.